Here's mine from We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson:
My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood.
[Um. Okay. Let's add one more and see where that gets us]
I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance.
[Great. Anything interesting to tell us???]
I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.
[There we go!]