*Grab your current read.*Open to a random page.
*Share two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
Here's mine from Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L Sayers (p. 50):
Bredon had never in his life encountered a set of people with such active tongues and so much apparent leisure for gossip. It was a miracle that any work ever got done, though somehow it did. He was reminded of his Oxford days, when essays wrote themselves in the intervals of club-meeting and outdoor sports, and when most of the people who took firsts boasted of never having worked more than three hours of any day.