*Grab your current read.*Open to a random page.
*Share two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
Here's mine from Beast in View by Margaret Millar (8):
You may recall that at my father's funeral you offered to give me advice and help if the occasion should ever arise. I do not know whether you said this because it is the kind of thing one says at funerals, or whether you sincerely meant it. I hope it is the latter, because the occasion, as you may have already inferred, has arisen. I believe that I have become the victim of a lunatic....