*Grab your current read.*Open to a random page.
*Share two "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page.
Here's mine from Swan Song by Edmund Crispin (p. 75):
It was not until they were properly under way that Adam recognised the force of that "with any luck." They would require a great deal of luck, he thought, sitting petrified in the front seat, if they were to get back at all. To realise that any one is not a very good driver takes a little time; the mind is not eager, in the face of a long journey, to embrace this particular verity; and it was not until Fen emerged into the High Street, with the velocity of a benighted traveller pursued by spectres, that Adam became really alarmed.